Last night I had a dream about Lovejoy.
It was not a good dream.
We were at a formal, black tie event and he sneakily unzipped the back of my dress.
I spent the rest of the evening struggling to keep my dress up not understanding why it wasn't staying on.
Ian McShane surely wouldn't do a sneaky thing like that?
With a face like his?
An insight into the mind of a disturbed woman.