me: "Can you see the number? It's in the middle of the excel sheet"
me: "Do you have the right file open"
graduate: "Yes, I am in it as read only because you are in it"
me: "What tab are you on?"
graduate: "Sheet 1"
me: "Yes, me too"
Me thinking of how to navigate the graduate to the middle of the screen
me: "O.k What do you see in the top left of the spreadsheet"
me: "O.K so we are looking for May, can you see it now, in the middle of the spreadsheet"
A very long one as I wait for the graduate to find the number and not completely loose the will to live.
graduate: "YES, found it. Gosh that took a long time to get to"
me: "Yes, did you have a big night out last night?"
I now move into anger management mode.
me: "Maybe not such a good idea on a school night"